"Shaving a pigs butt is groovy."

"Leave me alone I'm busy picking my nose."

"The turtle opened its mouth that means it's a snapping turtle."

"Don't say okay, that's what I always say."

"What do I need this spoon for?"

"Brandon! your not petting the cat right."

"Jello is Cool-aid right?"

"One time I ate a dog biscuit."

"Didn't you use to call me Momar?" ???

"Brandon you are ingorant (ignorant?)."

"What does a narrator do?"

Why did you buy flavored soap you don't eat it? "Actually, I did it's pretty good."

"Straws are for drinking not eating."

"I'm not as smart as you thought I was, eh!"

"Do becans (pecans) grow on that tree?"

"Five dollars isn't worth my life."

"Look at those perdy plants."